Chicken Math Survivor Sticker (3" x 3")

You swore you’d stop at six hens. Now it’s twenty-three, two surprise roos, and a coop expansion. Welcome to the club. The Chicken Math Survivor sticker is your bright, durable badge of honor—perfect for bottles, phones, laptops, and the feed bin you promised wouldn’t multiply.

Who It’s For

Backyard keepers who “lost count,” market-day adopters of “just one more,” spreadsheet deniers, and anyone whose calculator taps out at “add pullets.”

What’s Included / Specs

• Size: 3″ × 3″ (7.6 × 7.6 cm)

• Material: durable, weather-resistant vinyl with strong adhesive

• Print: vibrant full-color art—keeper in egg-math chaos with hens, chicks & a panicked calculator

• Use: great for water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, clipboards, car windows (apply to smooth, clean surfaces)

How to Use / What to Expect

1. Clean & dry the surface—no oils, dust, or soap film.

2. Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other.

3. Press firmly for 10–15 seconds (extra pressure on textured items).

4. To remove, lift a corner and peel back low & slow; any residue wipes with a little rubbing alcohol.

Care

Hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend print life. Avoid abrasive scrubbers and long soaks. For vehicles, apply above the salt/splash zone when possible.

Eco-Conscious Production

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Today’s math: 6 hens + 1 sale = 12 hens. Calculator agreed to disagree.”

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