Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Keep your chicken chaos organized with the Cluckin’ To-Do List Spiral Notebook. Whether you’re jotting egg counts, chore lists, or wild flock ideas, this soft-touch, wire-bound notebook is made for real-life chicken keepers. 140 dotted pages offer plenty of space for plans, notes, and “did I lock the coop?” reminders. Durable enough for barn bags, pretty enough for your kitchen counter.
Why You’ll Love It:
Soft-touch cover, tough enough for chores
140 dotted pages for flexible notes or sketches
Lays flat with sturdy wire-o binding
Portable size for purse, pocket, or feed bin
Specs:
5.5" × 8.5"
Soft-touch cover, wire-o binding, 140 dotted pages
