Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Album-cover energy, preservation mission. This retro ringer tee puts our Misfits cover up front and a full origins tour on the back—because genetics deserve a headline, not a footnote.
CONSERVE THE CHAOS — TOUR ’25
ICELAND — Icelandic
SKÅNE — Swedish Flower Hen
BOHUSLÄN–DALSLAND — Swedish Black Hen
ÖLAND — Ölandsk Dwarf
HEDEMORA — Hedemora
SHETLAND — Shetland Hen
BACKYARD GENE BANK — LIVE
For preservation-minded chicken keepers who’d rather wear their why than explain it twice. If you value forage instinct, broody capacity, cold-hardy frames, and genetic diversity over show ribbons, this is your uniform. It’s a quick primer for landrace-curious friends (the back is basically a field guide) and a conversation starter at the feed store, farmers’ market, swaps, and hatch days. Bonus: perfect gift for the friend who corrects “pretty birds” with “performance birds.”
Soft, lightweight cotton with contrast neck and sleeve bands for that throwback look—easy to dress up or get dusty in at the coop.
100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Gray is 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²) · 32 singles
Side-seamed construction · Regular fit · Crew neck
1×1 baby-rib binding on neckline & sleeves
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed just for you when you order, less waste, smarter stock. It will ship separately from supplies. Thanks for supporting preservation-driven gear.
Clancy Crowed It
“Preserve the genetics, not the drama.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
