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Landrace Tour Ringer Tee — Rep the Misfits (Unisex)

Album-cover energy, preservation mission. This retro ringer tee puts our Misfits cover up front and a full origins tour on the back—because genetics deserve a headline, not a footnote.

Back print (tour stops)

CONSERVE THE CHAOS — TOUR ’25
ICELAND — Icelandic 
SKÅNE — Swedish Flower Hen 
BOHUSLÄN–DALSLAND — Swedish Black Hen 
ÖLAND — Ölandsk Dwarf 
HEDEMORA — Hedemora 
SHETLAND — Shetland Hen
BACKYARD GENE BANK — LIVE

Who it’s for

For preservation-minded chicken keepers who’d rather wear their why than explain it twice. If you value forage instinct, broody capacity, cold-hardy frames, and genetic diversity over show ribbons, this is your uniform. It’s a quick primer for landrace-curious friends (the back is basically a field guide) and a conversation starter at the feed store, farmers’ market, swaps, and hatch days. Bonus: perfect gift for the friend who corrects “pretty birds” with “performance birds.”

Fit & feel

Soft, lightweight cotton with contrast neck and sleeve bands for that throwback look—easy to dress up or get dusty in at the coop.

Specs

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Gray is 90% cotton / 10% polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²) · 32 singles

  • Side-seamed construction · Regular fit · Crew neck

  • 1×1 baby-rib binding on neckline & sleeves

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Care

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low. Do not iron directly on the print.

Made on demand

Printed just for you when you order, less waste, smarter stock. It will ship separately from supplies.  Thanks for supporting preservation-driven gear.

Clancy Crowed It
“Preserve the genetics, not the drama.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 34-37
M 29 38-41
L 30 42-45
XL 31 46-49
2XL 32 50-53
3XL 33 54-57