Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This is the hoodie for keepers who wear their why. A clean, consistent collage of our landrace crew on the back and understated branding up front. Built for people who value forage instinct, broody capacity, cold-ready frames, and genetic diversity more than trophy tails.
Preservation-minded chicken keepers, hatch nerds, farm-stand regulars, and anyone who enjoys turning a “nice hoodie” compliment into a quick talk about landraces. Also an easy win for the friend who says “performance birds” with a smile.
Back: Six headshot collage (unified crop + subtle slate outline) with header: LANDRACE LOYAL
Front: Front (left chest): Cluck It All Farms logo + slogan (corner placement).
Palette: True-color birds.
Cozy midweight fleece with a relaxed unisex fit and soft hand, you’ll reach for it on chore runs and cool market mornings.
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton / 60% poly)
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn for softness & reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body (no center crease)
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Note: White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed just for you when you order, less waste, smarter stock. Thanks for supporting preservation-driven gear.
Clancy Crowed It
“We breed for resilience, not ribbons.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
