Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Not all ideas deserve a sticker. This one’s got the seal. The Clancy Approved vinyl sticker is your official stamp of sass—bold, durable, and unapologetically judgmental. Thick, high-opacity film blocks background noise, and the bubble-free adhesive keeps application smooth on clean, flat surfaces.
Flock bosses, feed-bin labelers, laptop loudmouths, and anyone who wants a rooster-certified truth badge on their gear.
Material: durable adhesive vinyl
Film: high-opacity for vibrant color & full coverage
Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces
Use: perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, toolboxes, feed bins
Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)
Finish & Care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life
Clean & dry the surface—no oils, dust, or soap film.
Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other.
Press firmly for 10–15 seconds, especially on textured items.
To remove, lift a corner and peel back low & slow; any residue wipes off with a little rubbing alcohol.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—small footprint, big cluckin’ attitude.
This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If it’s not approved, it’s not on the bucket. Approved.”