Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Approved by Clancy. Stuffed by you. This organic cotton tote is built for chicken keepers, market haulers, and organizational masterminds who carry grit, groceries, and glory—often all at once. Sturdy enough for “just one more thing,” and printed with the official stamp of survival-level quality.
Farmers’ market regulars, egg-route heroes, library-stack haulers, and anyone whose life requires a bag that works as hard as they do (with better manners than a rooster).
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 × 36.8 × 12.7 cm)
Capacity: up to 30 lb (13.6 kg)
Straps: dual 1″ (2.5 cm) wide, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) long for comfy shoulder carry
Compartment: spacious open main for all the keeper chaos
Design: front Clancy Approved graphic
Find the 6-gallon version here.
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron low on the reverse side of the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Shade for the keeper, snacks for the hens, everything else in the bag. Approved.”