Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When Clancy approves your coffee mug, you know it’s serious. The Clancy Approved Colored Mug brings bold color accents (rim, handle, and interior) and enough visual authority to carry you from pre-dawn chores to post-brooder debriefs—hot, loud, and unapologetically poultry.
Sunrise sippers, feed-store philosophers, chaos coordinators, and anyone who needs their mug to say “I’ve got this flock” before they finish cup one.
Material: durable ceramic, lead & BPA-free
Accents: color rim, handle, and interior
Sizes:
11 oz: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.25″ (8.3 cm) diameter
15 oz: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
Use: dishwasher- and microwave-safe
Design: front Clancy Approved graphic with attitude
Top-rack dishwasher recommended for longest print life. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Hot coffee. Hot takes. Approved.”