Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Show the flock you speak their language. The Chicken Whisperer dad hat pairs a relaxed, low-profile silhouette with breathable chino twill—easy shade for farm visits, coop checks, and off-duty errands where chickens still come up in conversation (they will).
Calm-rooster negotiators, gentle-hen wranglers, feed-store philosophers, and anyone whose birds come running when they hear your voice.
Material: 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill / 65% polyester)
Build: low-profile, unstructured, 6-panel construction
Ventilation: six embroidered eyelets for airflow
Closure: adjustable strap with antique buckle for a secure, comfy fit
Style: classic curved brim; unisex everyday wear
Decoration: Chicken Whisperer front design
Spot clean or hand-wash cold with a small amount of mild detergent.
Do not soak the brim (some brims use paper/card inserts). Clean it gently with a damp cloth.
Reshape the crown by stuffing with a small towel/tee.
Air dry on a clean towel, brim supported and facing up (don’t hang by the strap; no dryer, no radiators, no direct sun).
Do not iron directly on embroidery or the buckle.
Pro tip: For sweat bands, a soft brush + diluted vinegar (1:4 with water) works, then rinse and dry as above.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Speak softly, carry snacks, wear the hat.”