Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Coop chores don’t stop when temps drop—and neither does your sarcasm. The Clancy Approved cuffed beanie keeps your head warm while broadcasting that your poultry practices have passed Clancy’s extremely judgmental standards. Soft, snug, and ready for sunrise waterers or late-night lock-ups.
Flock bosses with frost on their boots, keepers who negotiate with roosters before coffee, and anyone who wants a winter hat that works as hard as they do (and complains less).
Material: 100% Turbo Acrylic — soft, warm, hypoallergenic
Length: 12″ (30 cm) cuffed knit for extra ear coverage
Fit: unisex, one size fits most (stretchy rib knit)
Decoration: front embroidered “Clancy Approved” design
Sourcing: blank product responsibly sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea
Hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Avoid bleach and high heat. Do not iron directly on the embroidery.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—stitched just for you.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your cart includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm head. Cooler takes. Approved.”