Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Start your day with caffeine and questionable arithmetic. The Chicken Math Colored Mug brings a bright rim, handle, and interior to your morning routine—sturdy ceramic that survives early chores, late-night coop chats, and the sudden addition of “just two more pullets.”
Egg-counters who keep “losing track,” market-day collectors of “accidental” hens, and anyone whose kitchen cabinet needs more color and more cluck.
Material: durable ceramic, lead & BPA-free
Accents: color rim, handle, and interior
Sizes:
11 oz: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.25″ (8.3 cm) diameter
15 oz: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
Use: dishwasher- and microwave-safe
Design: bold Chicken Math graphic
Top-rack dishwasher recommended for longest print life. Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Today’s math: one mug + one sale on pullets = three new hens. Checks out.”