Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
rack egg counts, sketch coop upgrades, or balance a budget that mysteriously multiplies hens. The Chicken Math Hardcover Bound Notebook pairs a durable UltraHyde cover with 80 lined, cream pages, a matching elastic closure, ribbon marker, and an expandable inner pocket—so your best ideas (and questionable calculations) stay together.
Flock keepers whose numbers “don’t add up,” market sellers juggling orders, 4-H note-takers, and anyone who writes better when their notebook proudly screams Chicken Math.
Cover: UltraHyde hardcover—durable, wipeable, and polished
Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (14 × 21.6 cm)—bag friendly with plenty of page
Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)—sturdy without being heavy
Pages: 80 lined, cream-colored pages for smooth, easy-on-the-eyes writing
Closure: matching elastic band to keep things tidy
Marker: built-in ribbon so you never lose your place
Storage: expandable inner pocket for receipts, cards, and coop notes
Design: bold Chicken Math graphic
Make it your egg log, feed/med schedule, hatch tracker, or market order book.
Stash loose slips in the back pocket; clip a pen under the elastic.
First-page pro tip: owner info + “If found, return for eggs.”
Wipe the cover with a slightly damp cloth; dry immediately. Avoid soaking, harsh cleaners, and long naps in damp totes (the coop doesn’t count as “climate controlled”).
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Budget in pen? Bold. Budget in pencil? Chicken Math.”