Chicken Math Bubble-Free Stickers

Declare your commitment to advanced poultry arithmetic. The Chicken Math bubble-free sticker goes on smooth every time thanks to high-opacity vinyl and a bubble-free adhesive—so the design pops and the background stays hidden. Slap it on bottles, laptops, clipboards, or the feed bin you swear was “the last one.”

Who It’s For

People who started with four hens and somehow have… more, farmers’ market regulars with a “no such thing as too many” policy, and anyone who wants their gear to do the explaining.

What’s Included / Specs

• Material: durable adhesive vinyl

• Film: high-opacity; 95µ thickness for a premium feel

• Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces

• Use: great for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear

• Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)

• Care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life

How to Use / What to Expect

1. Clean & dry the surface—no oils, dust, or soap film.

2. Peel, align, and smooth from one edge to the other.

3. Press firmly for 10–15 seconds, especially on textured items.

4. To remove, lift a corner and peel back low and slow; any residue wipes off with a little rubbing alcohol.

Eco-Conscious Production

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—small footprint, big math.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Today’s equation: 1 coop + 1 sale on pullets = 3 more hens. That’s Chicken Math.”