Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stay hands-free and stylish with the Green Chicken Feet Fanny Pack—the perfect accessory for any occasion! Whether you're headed to a festival, off to vacation, or simply out for the day, this fanny pack combines functionality and flair.
100% Polyester: Durable, water-resistant fabric keeps your belongings protected.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²) for a solid yet comfortable feel.
Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) height, 13″ (33 cm) width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) diameter, with a capacity of 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)—just the right size for your essentials.
Water-Resistant: Ensures your items stay safe, even in less-than-perfect weather.
Top Zipper with 2 Sliders: Easy access to your belongings with secure closure.
Inner Pocket: A small, customizable inner pocket to help organize your smaller items.
Silky Lining & Piped Hems: A smooth interior feel and quality finish for added durability.
Adjustable Straps: 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide straps with plastic regulators for a comfortable, customizable fit.
Made to order just for you, ensuring quality and reducing overproduction. It takes a little longer to arrive, but you're making a sustainable choice with each purchase!
Size guide
| FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches) | |
| S/M | 27 ⅝-37 ¾ | 
| M/L | 35 ⅜-52 ⅜ | 
