Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The Green Chicken Feet Utility Crossbody Bag is your go-to accessory for daily adventures, offering the perfect balance of style, function, and durability. Whether you're out hiking, attending a festival, or simply out and about, this bag has got your back.
100% Polyester: Built from durable, water-resistant fabric to withstand your active lifestyle.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²), ensuring a strong and reliable feel.
Bag Size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm) — ideal for carrying your essentials without the bulk.
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l) — perfectly sized for your phone, wallet, keys, and a few small items.
Water-Resistant & Durable: Ready to take on light rain and tough use.
Inside & Outside Pockets: Stay organized with a dedicated space for small items.
Adjustable Strap: Customize the fit to suit your style and comfort.
Two-Way Zipper: Provides easy access from both sides.
Made to order, this crossbody bag supports sustainable shopping while reducing overproduction. It might take a little extra time to arrive, but your thoughtful purchase makes a positive impact!
