Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Plot your next coop redesign, hatch plan, or grocery list in a notebook that can take a toss in the tote. The Chicken Feet Hardcover Bound Notebook pairs a durable UltraHyde cover with 80 lined pages, an elastic closure, ribbon marker, and an expandable pocket—the keeper’s trifecta of organized, not-overcomplicated, and actually cute.
Flock planners tracking egg counts, market sellers jotting orders, 4-H note-takers, and anyone who writes better when their notebook has a little cluckin’ personality.
Cover: durable UltraHyde hardcover (sleek + wipeable)
Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (14 × 21.6 cm)—bag friendly, plenty of page
Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)—light for everyday carry
Pages: 80 lined pages on cream paper (easy on the eyes)
Closure: elastic band to keep things tidy
Marker: built-in ribbon to save your spot
Storage: expandable inner pocket for receipts, cards, and coop notes
Design: Chicken Feet graphic to signal priorities
Use as an egg log, feed/med schedule, hatch tracker, or market order book.
Clip a pen to the elastic and stash receipts in the back pocket.
Dedicate the first page to owner info + “If found, return for eggs.”
Wipe the cover with a slightly damp cloth; dry immediately. Avoid soaking, harsh cleaners, and long naps in damp totes or the coop.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Write it down or it becomes chicken lore. Not all legends are accurate.”