Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Plan projects, track egg counts, or capture coop poetry in a notebook that can handle real life. The Chicken Love Hardcover Bound Notebook pairs a durable UltraHyde cover with 80 lined, cream pages, an elastic closure, ribbon marker, and an expandable pocket—the tidy way to keep flock facts and bright ideas in one place.
Flock romantics who log every lay, market mavens juggling orders, students with poultry on the brain, and anyone who writes better when their notebook says what their heart does: chickens first.
Cover: durable UltraHyde hardcover (sleek, wipeable)
Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (14 × 21.6 cm)—bag-friendly, plenty of page
Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)—light enough for daily carry
Pages: 80 lined, cream-colored pages (easy on the eyes)
Closure: elastic band keeps contents secure
Marker: built-in ribbon to save your spot
Storage: expandable inner pocket for receipts, cards, and coop notes
Design: Chicken Love graphic to broadcast priorities
Make it your egg log, feed/med schedule, or hatch tracker.
Stash loose papers in the back pocket; clip a pen under the band.
First page pro tip: owner info + “If found, return for eggs.”
Wipe the cover with a slightly damp cloth; dry immediately. Avoid soaking, harsh cleaners, and long naps in damp totes or the coop.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you.
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If you didn’t write it down, did the rooster even do it?”