Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cocoa, coffee, or tea—make it merry. The Chicken Winter Sleigh White Glossy Mug brings winter charm to every sip with a vibrant wrap graphic on a sturdy, glossy ceramic body. Built for daily use and easy care, it’s your go-to for chilly mornings and fireside nights.
Holiday market regulars, cocoa-at-coop romantics, sunrise egg collectors, and anyone who believes winter is better with warm hands and louder poultry.
Material: durable ceramic with a glossy white finish
Sizes:
11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
Use: microwave- and dishwasher-safe
Design: festive Chicken Winter Sleigh print that pops
Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended for longest print life). Microwave safe. Avoid abrasive scrubbers to keep the gloss shining.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Hot mug, warm paws—I mean hands. Sleigh the chores first.”
