Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold chores, warm fleece. The Winter Sleigh Chicken BACK PRINT Unisex Sweatshirt is your throw-on layer for frosty mornings and late-night cocoa—soft inside, sturdy outside, and finished with a festive sleigh graphic across the back for holiday-level cheer that still means business.
Chicken keepers and cozy-season fans who want a no-fluff, classic-fit crew that handles barn runs, school pick-ups, and everything in between.
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
Build: pre-shrunk, classic fit
Collar/Cuffs: 1×1 athletic rib with spandex for recovery
Yarn: air-jet spun for a softer hand and reduced pilling
Seams: double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, hem
Print: Winter Sleigh back print; clean front for easy layering
True classic unisex fit—roomy without being boxy. Choose your usual size for standard layering; size up for oversized cozy.
Layer over a thermal for coop checks, under a chore jacket for wind, or pair with jeans and boots for market runs. Neutral front keeps it versatile; the back print does the talking.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—made just for you. Item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Front: work. Back: winter flex.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
