Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cold chores, warm layers. The Winter Rooster BACK PRINT Unisex Sweatshirt is your throw-on-and-go fleece: soft on the inside, sturdy on the outside, and finished with a bold rooster graphic on the back for keeper cred from coop to coffee run.
Chicken keepers and rooster fans who want a no-fluff, classic-fit sweatshirt that’s tough enough for barn mornings and clean enough for town.
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
Build: pre-shrunk, classic fit
Collar/Cuffs: 1×1 athletic rib with spandex for recovery
Yarn: air-jet spun for a softer hand and reduced pilling
Seams: double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, hem
Print: Winter Rooster back print; clean front for easy layering
True classic unisex fit—roomy without being boxy. Choose your usual size for standard layering; size up for oversized comfort.
Works under a chore jacket, over a thermal, or solo with jeans and boots. Neutral front plays well with vests and scarves; the back print does the talking when you turn around.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—made just for you. This item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm fleece. Colder stare.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
