Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This mug woke me up—and not just because of the caffeine. The Cluck You Very Much Travel Mug is basically Clancy the Rooster in beverage-holding form: bold, unbothered, and ready to judge your life choices before sunrise.
It keeps my coffee hotter than Clancy’s side-eye when I forget his morning corn ration, and the spill-resistant lid? Let's just say it's survived several “Clancy ambushes” and one dramatic trip over a garden rake. Plus, the handle is sturdy enough to double as a chicken-deflecting device if necessary. Multi-tasking queen!
If you need a mug that can hold your sass, your sanity, and your morning brew—Clancy and I agree: this one’s worth a strut to the checkout.
Would absolutely buy again. Unless Clancy claims this one as his. Then I’m buying two.