The Passive Cluckin’ Aggressive Bundle

From the front yard to your feed store coffee stop, this bundle says exactly what you're thinking—without you having to ruffle a single feather.

What’s Inside:

🪧 “Cluck You Very Much” Garden Flag

Don’t let the cute plaid fool you—this flag delivers the clapback your coop deserves. Subtle from the sidewalk. Savage up close.

☕ Matching “Cluck You Very Much” 15 oz Mug

Coffee? Yes. Conversation? Try again after sunrise. This mug is microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and absolutely not people-pleaser safe.

👜 “Don’t Talk to Me Before I Crow” Tote Bag

It’s your egg carrier, sass hauler, and social shield—basically everything you need to survive a trip to Tractor Supply without talking to anyone.

🔥 “Try Me, Mother Clucker” Vinyl Sticker

This bold little chicken ain’t bluffing. Stick it where people will see it—and think twice.