Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$57.83 USD $64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

Spring Chicken Baby Short Sleeve Onesie

$21.50 USD

Premium Comfort:Crafted from 100% ring-spun combed cotton, this onesie offers a luxurious feel against your baby's skin, ensuring optimal comfort.
Convenient Design:With an envelope neckline and three-snap leg closure, dressing and changing your little one is a breeze, while ensuring a secure and comfortable fit.
Charming Print:Featuring a delightful print that adds whimsy to your baby's attire, spreading joy wherever they go.
Durable Construction: Side-seamed construction ensures the onesie withstands the rigors of daily wear and washing, maintaining its quality over time.
Ethical Sourcing:The blank product is responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US, reflecting our commitment to ethical production practices.

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