Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.Add description and links to your promotion
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Built your own kit for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Wear your loyalty to the landrace weirdos who outlast the trends. Limited-run designs featuring our breeds.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Rep The Misfits™
The Clancy Collection
Chicken Lover Apparel
Gifts & Gear
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.30 USDUgly-cute? Try unstoppable.
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Landrace oddballs explained
Your to-do list just learned to squawk. This screaming chicken ballpoint pen writes smoothly, fits pockets and pencil cups, and delivers instant giggles at the coop, the office, or the homework table. Real pen. Real laughs. Zero boring.
Writes clean: Smooth ballpoint for notes, lists, and doodles
Conversation starter: Screaming-chicken design that steals the meeting
Light & comfy: Easy grip for quick jots or marathon brainstorms
Share the chaos: Loan it out—return rate not guaranteed
Perfect little gift: Stocking stuffer, gag gift, or desk mascot
Cap it when you’re done. Keep out of tiny beaks and toddler teeth.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Sign here. Squawk later.”
Screaming Chicken Ball Point Pen
Sent to all the nieces and nephews for Christmas!
I got my original chicken pen at Cracker Barrel but when it was gone I went to the only place I could find a replacement!! Cluck yeah!!
I had this Lil chicken pen for years that was just getting sad and needed new buddies, well after searching for a long time I finally found some... in all my excitement I juat had to get 6, all of them are exactly what I wanted. The shipping was quick and easy. Now my flock of chicken pens write and sqwack just as they should!
We are glad we could help you add to your screaming chicken pen flock! No screaming chicken pen should be alone and lonely.