Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The flock-friendly way to burn off that coop energy.
Scratchercise is a 5 lb high-protein foraging mix made with a blend of grains, seeds, and dried mealworms. It’s designed to encourage scratching, pecking, and movement—all the things that keep chickens active and engaged. Whether you’re trying to redirect boredom pecking or just want to treat your girls to something they’ll love, Scratchercise fits the bill.
Clancy’s Take: “Think of it like a fitness class with snacks—minus the leotards.”
🐔 5 lb protein-rich foraging treat
🌾 Includes grains, seeds, and dried mealworms
🧠 Encourages movement and natural scratching behaviors
📦 Comes in a resealable bag to maintain freshness
🧺 Perfect for scattering in runs or using in treat toys
Ingredients: Milo, Wheat, Peas, Dried mealworms, Safflower, and Black oil sunflower seeds