Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
This versatile and durable crossbody bag is your new go-to accessory for any adventure. With adjustable straps, ample pockets, and a water-resistant design, it’s perfect for hiking, festivals, and daily outings.
Material: 100% polyester with a sturdy, water-resistant finish.
Size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm).
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l) for your essentials.
Design: Features inside and outside pockets, a two-way zipper for easy access, and an adjustable strap for comfort.
Durable: Fabric with fusible backing for extra firmness.
Made just for you on demand, this product may take a bit longer to arrive, but your support helps reduce overproduction—thank you!