Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Fully sanitized incubator (model of your choice)
Quick-start guide
Prepaid return shipping label
Optional: Add the Sirio Humidity Pump for Borotto models
Choose Your Model
Pick the incubator that fits your goals and flock size.
We Ship or You Pick Up
Every rental is sanitized, tested, and packed for safe delivery. Local pickup available in NW Ohio.
Incubate & Hatch
You’ve got 21 days—just enough for a full hatch cycle.
Pack & Return Easily
Clean the incubator using our checklist, pack it back up, slap on the included return label, and drop it at USPS.
Deposit Refund
Once we receive the unit back clean and functional, your deposit is refunded.
Model | Egg Capacity | Best For | Rental Fee | Security Deposit |
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Nurture Right 360 | 22–24 eggs | First-time hatchers | $45 | $100 |
Borotto Lumia 8 | 8 eggs | Classrooms, small homes | $40 | $100 |
Borotto Lumia 16 | 16 eggs | Backyard beginners | $50 | $100 |
Borotto Real 24 | 24 eggs | Intermediate hatchers | $60 | $150 |
Borotto Real 49 | 49 eggs | Breeders, large hatches | $75 | $200 |
Need help choosing? Just ask—we’re happy to help you pick the right model.
Perfect for keeping your humidity levels on autopilot. Works only with Borotto models.
Rental Fee: $15
Security Deposit: $75
Includes: sanitized pump, tubing, bottle adapter, setup guide
Return with your incubator—same process, same prepaid label.
Clean it using our guide
Pack it up in original (or similar) packaging
Use the included prepaid return label
Get your deposit back once everything checks out
Affordable access to top-rated incubators
Clean, safe, and ready-to-use
Local pickup or fast shipping
Clear terms, no hidden fees
And most importantly? We care about your hatch success
Hatch like a pro—without having to own like one.
— Approved by Clancy 🐓