Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Fits the 22 Lb Galvanized Cone Feeder and is 9" high by 19" in diameter.
Ultimate Protection: The Rain Hat for Galvanized Cone Feeder is designed to protect your poultry's feed from unexpected showers, ensuring their meals remain dry and appetizing regardless of the weather.
Practical Design: Crafted with care, this clever accessory features a conical shape and practical functionality to act as a protective shield for your poultry's feast.
Versatile Use: Whether you're feeding chickens, ducks, or other poultry, the Rain Hat is suitable for all, providing a solution for those who prioritize the well-being and satisfaction of their feathered companions.
Worry-Free Mealtimes: Say goodbye to soggy feed and hello to worry-free feeding sessions! With the Rain Hat, you can rest assured that your poultry's food remains safe and dry, allowing them to enjoy every morsel with excitement and contentment.
Joyous Feasting: Don't let rain dampen your flock's spirits. Equip your galvanized cone feeder with the Rain Hat and watch as your poultry feasts under a protective canopy, untouched by the unpredictable weather.
Order Today: Treat your poultry to the ultimate dining experience by ordering the Rain Hat for Galvanized Cone Feeder today. With this accessory, your feathered friends can enjoy their meals rain or shine, expressing their gratitude with joyous clucks, quacks, and chirps.
Feed saver grill (pictured) can be found here