Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
All-in-One Solution: Poultry Booster for chickens provides comprehensive growth, development, and egg production support for chickens of all ages.
Full Spectrum Nutrition: Contains essential amino acids and vitamins A, B6, B12, D3, and E for balanced nutrition.
Enhanced Egg Production: Added calcium supports stronger and healthier egg laying.
Vigorous Vitality: Minerals like magnesium, manganese, cobalt, and zinc promote overall well-being.
Gut Health Support: Includes lactic acid-producing bacteria for balanced gut flora and improved digestion.
Easy to Use: Simple directions—just mix 1 scoop per pound of feed or 1-1.25 lbs per 50 lbs of feed.
Quality Ingredients: Made with safe, high-quality nutrients for optimal chicken health.
Upgrade your flock's health and productivity with Poultry Booster—order now and watch your chickens thrive!
Ingredients:Contains lysine, methionine, calcium, magnesium, manganese, cobalt, zinc, riboflavin, d-pantothenic acid, thiamine, niacin, folic acid, biotin, lactic acid producing bacteria, and vitamins A, B6, B12, D3 and E