Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
One Tough Chick Print: Featuring a playful design symbolizing resilience and cuteness, this tee adds a touch of personality to your baby's wardrobe.
Premium Quality: Crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, this tee ensures ultimate softness and comfort for your baby's delicate skin.
Color Options: Choose from a variety of colors, including heather options with a polyester blend, to suit your baby's style.
Pre-shrunk Fabric: The fabric is pre-shrunk to ensure a consistent fit and maintain its shape wash after wash, providing long-lasting wear.
Relaxed Fit: With a relaxed fit and 32 singles thread construction, this tee offers freedom of movement for playtime and exploration.
32 Singles: The 32 singles thread construction offers a smooth and soft feel, enhancing comfort for your little one.
Side-Seamed Construction: Enhanced durability is provided by the side-seamed construction, ensuring the tee can withstand all your baby's activities.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | EUR SIZE | |
| 6-12m | 10 1/2 | 12 1/4 | 16-22 | 74 |
| 12-18m | 11 | 13 1/4 | 22-27 | 80 |
| 18-24m | 11 1/2 | 14 1/4 | 27-30 | 86 |
