Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
These slip-on canvas shoes combine comfort with style, perfect for adding a quirky touch to your outfit. With removable soft insoles and rubber outsoles, they offer a customizable fit.
Made on demand for a sustainable shopping experience. Available in select countries only—please check shipping eligibility.
Thank you for choosing eco-conscious products!
Size guide
US WOMEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | OUTSOLE LENGTH (inches) | FOOT LENGTH (inches) | |
5 | 5 | 2.5 | 35.5 | 22 | 9 ¾ | 8 ⅝ |
5.5 | 5.5 | 3 | 36 | 22.5 | 9 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
6 | 6 | 3.5 | 36.5 | 23 | 10.00 | 9.00 |
6.5 | 6.5 | 4 | 37.5 | 23.5 | 10 ¼ | 9 ⅛ |
7 | 7 | 4.5 | 38 | 24 | 10 ¼ | 9 ¼ |
7.5 | 7.5 | 5 | 38.5 | 24.5 | 10 ⅝ | 9 ½ |
8 | 8 | 5.5 | 39 | 25 | 10 ⅝ | 9 ⅝ |
8.5 | 8.5 | 6 | 40 | 25.5 | 10 ¾ | 9 ¾ |
9 | 9 | 6.5 | 40.5 | 26 | 11 ⅛ | 10 |
9.5 | 9.5 | 7 | 41 | 26.5 | 11 ⅛ | 10 ⅛ |
10 | 10 | 7.5 | 42 | 27 | 11 ⅜ | 10 ¼ |
10.5 | 10.5 | 8 | 42.5 | 27.5 | 11 ⅝ | 10 ½ |
11 | 11 | 8.5 | 43 | 28 | 11 ⅝ | 10 ⅝ |
11.5 | 11.5 | 9 | 44 | 28.5 | 12.00 | 10 ¾ |
12 | 12 | 9.5 | 44.5 | 29 | 12 ⅛ | 11.00 |