Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Molt Mode Kit™

Feathers flying. Attitude foul. Let’s fix that. The Molt Mode Kit™ is your all-in-one feather recovery system for fewer pecks, faster healing, and a lot more fluff. From nutrients to enrichment to protection, every piece works together to get your birds through the itchy season without a coop coup.

Who It’s For

  • First-time keepers asking, “what the cluck is happening?”

  • Drama-prone flocks that pick during feather loss

  • Mixed flocks—rooster-safe across the board

  • Anyone whose birds currently resemble angry porcupines

What’s Inside (9 pieces)

  • Healthy Coat Kickin’ Chicken (8 oz) – High-fat, omega-rich topper with vitamin E + B12 to support new feather growth and skin health. No added calcium (safe for roosters & non-layers).

  • FlockLeader SHINE Functional Treats – Omega-3s + vitamin E to fuel glossy regrowth while doubling as enrichment.

  • Bug Treat Mix (products may vary) – Mealworms/bug blend for a protein bump—because feathers don’t grow on empty stomachs.

  • Hen Saddle (1) – Standard size, colors vary. Shields bald backs and protects pinfeathers from pecking & sun.

  • No Pick Spray – Natural deterrent to stop “just looking” from becoming full-blown feather feud.

  • Wound Care Clay – Clean, petroleum-free support for scratches, irritation, or over-pecked spots.

  • Cluckin’ Preener Brush – Gentle brush to soothe itch, stimulate circulation, and encourage healthy preening.

  • Hanging Treat Basket – Elevate leafy greens/veggies to reduce boredom and keep snacks clean.

  • “Feathered & Feral” Molt Survival Guide – Straight talk from Clancy: timelines, triage, and when to intervene.

How to Use (Keeper Playbook)

  • Kickin’ Chicken: Top-dress feed daily for 2–3 weeks max during active molt. Start light; increase as tolerated.

  • SHINE Treats: Offer a small portion as enrichment 3–4×/week.

  • Bug Mix: Hand-feed or scatter; remember the 90/10 rule (≤10% of daily intake as treats).

  • No Pick Spray: Start early at first sign of picking. Reapply per label.

  • Wound Care Clay: Clean area; apply a thin layer 1–2×/day until calm and covered.

  • Hen Saddle: Fit on any bird with back loss; check daily for rubbing and adjust as feathers return.

  • Preener Brush: Short, gentle sessions to reduce itch and coop tension.

  • Treat Basket: Load with greens/veggies; hang at peck height to redirect energy.

Keeper Notes & Safety

  • Not a complete feed. Use alongside a balanced ration.

  • External/topical items only; no antibiotics in this kit.

  • If wounds worsen, birds act lethargic, or you see blood/infestation, isolate and consult a poultry-savvy vet.

  • Provide grit when offering whole seeds/insects. Fresh water always.

What to Expect

  • Days 1–3: Pecking calms with deterrent + enrichment.

  • Days 7–14: Pinfeathers erupt, birds look bristly (totally normal).

  • Weeks 3–6: Coverage improves; reduce supplements and remove saddle as feathers fill in.

Eco-Conscious Production

We bundle practical gear you’ll actually use; printed items (guide) and any branded components are made to order to cut waste.

Shipping & Timing

This CluckKit™ ships with farm supplies. If your cart includes print-on-demand apparel or mugs, those ship separately.

Clancy Crowed It
“Stop the peck fights. Feed the feathers. Mind your saddle fit. Then act like you meant it.”

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