Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Feathers flying. Attitude foul. Let’s fix that. The Molt Mode Kit™ is your all-in-one feather recovery system for fewer pecks, faster healing, and a lot more fluff. From nutrients to enrichment to protection, every piece works together to get your birds through the itchy season without a coop coup.
First-time keepers asking, “what the cluck is happening?”
Drama-prone flocks that pick during feather loss
Mixed flocks—rooster-safe across the board
Anyone whose birds currently resemble angry porcupines
Healthy Coat Kickin’ Chicken (8 oz) – High-fat, omega-rich topper with vitamin E + B12 to support new feather growth and skin health. No added calcium (safe for roosters & non-layers).
FlockLeader SHINE Functional Treats – Omega-3s + vitamin E to fuel glossy regrowth while doubling as enrichment.
Bug Treat Mix (products may vary) – Mealworms/bug blend for a protein bump—because feathers don’t grow on empty stomachs.
Hen Saddle (1) – Standard size, colors vary. Shields bald backs and protects pinfeathers from pecking & sun.
No Pick Spray – Natural deterrent to stop “just looking” from becoming full-blown feather feud.
Wound Care Clay – Clean, petroleum-free support for scratches, irritation, or over-pecked spots.
Cluckin’ Preener Brush – Gentle brush to soothe itch, stimulate circulation, and encourage healthy preening.
Hanging Treat Basket – Elevate leafy greens/veggies to reduce boredom and keep snacks clean.
“Feathered & Feral” Molt Survival Guide – Straight talk from Clancy: timelines, triage, and when to intervene.
Kickin’ Chicken: Top-dress feed daily for 2–3 weeks max during active molt. Start light; increase as tolerated.
SHINE Treats: Offer a small portion as enrichment 3–4×/week.
Bug Mix: Hand-feed or scatter; remember the 90/10 rule (≤10% of daily intake as treats).
No Pick Spray: Start early at first sign of picking. Reapply per label.
Wound Care Clay: Clean area; apply a thin layer 1–2×/day until calm and covered.
Hen Saddle: Fit on any bird with back loss; check daily for rubbing and adjust as feathers return.
Preener Brush: Short, gentle sessions to reduce itch and coop tension.
Treat Basket: Load with greens/veggies; hang at peck height to redirect energy.
Not a complete feed. Use alongside a balanced ration.
External/topical items only; no antibiotics in this kit.
If wounds worsen, birds act lethargic, or you see blood/infestation, isolate and consult a poultry-savvy vet.
Provide grit when offering whole seeds/insects. Fresh water always.
Days 1–3: Pecking calms with deterrent + enrichment.
Days 7–14: Pinfeathers erupt, birds look bristly (totally normal).
Weeks 3–6: Coverage improves; reduce supplements and remove saddle as feathers fill in.
We bundle practical gear you’ll actually use; printed items (guide) and any branded components are made to order to cut waste.
This CluckKit™ ships with farm supplies. If your cart includes print-on-demand apparel or mugs, those ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Stop the peck fights. Feed the feathers. Mind your saddle fit. Then act like you meant it.”