Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Manna Pro Garden Delight is a 2.25 lb scratch-style treat featuring a garden-inspired blend of grains, vegetables, fruits, and sunflower seeds. It’s designed to encourage natural foraging while delivering a splash of nutrition and flavor to your chickens’ routine. Think of it as a mini farmer’s market in a bag—just without the hipster prices.
Clancy’s Take: “They’ll strut like they grew it themselves.”
🌽 2.25 lb loose blend of grains, dried vegetables, and fruits
🍓 Includes carrots, parsley, beets, and strawberries
🐔 Designed to promote natural scratching and foraging
🧠 Adds variety and visual interest to treat time
📦 Resealable bag maintains freshness between snack attacks
Ingredients:Barley, Dried Lentils, Safflower Seeds, Corn, Soybean Meal, Pumpkin Seeds, Raisins, Dried Beets, Dried Carrots, Sunflower Seeds, Wheat, Dried Pea Splits, Dried Sweet Potatoes, Dried Broccoli, Feeding Oatmeal, Hominy Feed, Dehydrated Alfalfa Meal, Wheat Middlings, Dried Whey, Vegetable Oil, Oregano, Thyme, Calcium Carbonate, Brewer’s Dried Yeast, Linseed Meal, Monocalcium Phosphate, Dicalcium Phosphate, Salt, Iron Oxide, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Propionic Acid (a Preservative), Fenugreek Seed, Choline Chloride, Zinc Oxide, Ferrous Carbonate, Sulfur, Vitamin A Supplement, Vitamin E Supplement, Ferrous Sulfate, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Manganous Oxide, Niacin Supplement, Sodium Selenite, Vitamin D3 Supplement, Copper Oxide, Calcium Pantothenate, Copper Sulfate, Riboflavin Supplement, Biotin, Thiamine Mononitrate, Folic Acid, Calcium Iodate, Cobalt Carbonate, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride
Guaranteed Analysis:Crude Protein: 15.00% minimum, Lysine: 0.40% minimum, Methionine: 0.10% minimum, Crude Fat: 7.00% minimum, Crude Fiber: 10.00% maximum, Calcium: 0.01% minimum, 0.50% maximum, Phosphorus: 0.25% minimum, Salt: 0.01% minimum, 0.50% maximum, Sodium: 0.01% minimum, 0.50% maximum