Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
The CluckKit™ Collection
Brooding & Babies
Coop Essentials
Chicken Health
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Coop Crisis Kit™ Chicken First Aid & Medicine Cabinet
from $95.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
When your errands need storage and your mood needs backup. This oversized organic cotton tote swallows groceries, egg cartons, library hauls—and whatever truths you’re hauling today.
Farmers’ market regulars, roadside egg slingers, and chaos-managers who prefer canvas over plastic and sarcasm over small talk.
Big haul energy: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ with a 6-gallon capacity
Strong & comfy: Holds up to 30 lb with 1″ × 25″ shoulder straps
Practical build: Open main compartment + flat bottom for cartons & boxes
Eco cred: 100% certified organic cotton (8 oz/yd² twill)
Fabric: 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill
Size: 20″ × 14″ × 5″
Capacity:6 gallons • Max load: 30 lb
Straps: dual 1″ × 25″
Blank product sourced from China or India
Note: Tearaway label care print may wash off after cleaning
Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron on low from the reverse.
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It
“Snacks? Lies? Either way—pack it with conviction.”
