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Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Large Eco Tote — “Whatcha Got in There—Snacks or Lies?”

When your errands need storage and your mood needs backup. This oversized organic cotton tote swallows groceries, egg cartons, library hauls—and whatever truths you’re hauling today.

Who It’s For

Farmers’ market regulars, roadside egg slingers, and chaos-managers who prefer canvas over plastic and sarcasm over small talk.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Big haul energy: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ with a 6-gallon capacity

  • Strong & comfy: Holds up to 30 lb with 1″ × 25″ shoulder straps

  • Practical build: Open main compartment + flat bottom for cartons & boxes

  • Eco cred: 100% certified organic cotton (8 oz/yd² twill)

Specs

  • Fabric: 100% certified organic cotton, 3/1 twill

  • Size: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ 

  • Capacity:6 gallons  • Max load: 30 lb 

  • Straps: dual 1″ × 25″

  • Blank product sourced from China or India

  • Note: Tearaway label care print may wash off after cleaning

Care

Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not bleach. If needed, iron on low from the reverse.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It

“Snacks? Lies? Either way—pack it with conviction.”