Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Not everyone makes it out of the coop in one piece—but you did, and now you can prove it. The “I Survived Coop Chaos” sticker is your badge of backyard bravery, weatherproofed for whatever your flock (or the weather) throws your way.
Slap it on your water bottle, your egg basket, your car, your feed scoop, or even the barn fridge. This bold, colorful sticker is a signal to other chicken keepers that you’ve seen things, you’ve heard things—and you’ll absolutely laugh about them over coffee. It’s tough, fade-resistant, and built to last, just like you.
Why You’ll Love It:
Farm-tough: Weatherproof vinyl for mud, sun, rain, and scrubbing
Conversation starter: Fellow keepers will instantly relate
Multi-use: Not just for gear—stick it where you need a reminder that you can survive
Lasts through chaos: Fade and scratch resistant for all your adventures
Who It’s For:
Anyone whose “quick check on the chickens” turned into an hour-long comedy of errors.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Your Cluck It All sticker is printed just for you when you order—so delivery takes a little longer, but it helps us cut waste and keep things fresh. Thanks for making smarter, sustainable choices for you and your flock.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
