Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

I Am Management Unisex Hoodie

Because someone has to be in charge—and it’s clearly not the rooster.

This ultra-soft hoodie wraps you in warmth while you make executive decisions like “Stop pooping in the nesting boxes” and “No, we are not starting ducklings in the bathtub again.” With a pouch pocket, a comfy hood, and bold embroidered sarcasm, this hoodie says what you’re thinking—without needing a board meeting.

Heads-up: It runs small. Order a size up unless you like a very snug power move.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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