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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

I Am Management Sticker

Not everyone needs a title. Some just need a sticker. The I Am Management sticker is tough, high-opacity vinyl with a bubble-free backing—perfect for bottles, laptops, brooders, or your truck window when you’re done explaining who’s in charge.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Barn-proof: Thick, durable vinyl (≈95 µ) built for real coop life.

  • Covers mistakes: High-opacity film hides old stickers.

  • Clean apply: Bubble-free install—even mid-coffee, mid-chaos.

Application tip: Clean and dry the surface; peel and smooth from one edge.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Authority isn’t requested. It’s worn.”