Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Your hens aren’t asking for scented candles—they’re asking for a clean, comfy spot to drop those eggs without drama. The Hen Den Essentials Kit™ gives you a mountable nest, cushy pads, simple egg-cleaning, and nutrition support so you can stop the daily egg hunt and start collecting like a pro.
Backyard keepers ready to standardize the nest, reduce cracked/dirty eggs, and give layers a simple routine that works in real coops (mud, feathers, opinions included).
Little Giant Nesting Box — Tough, wall-mountable plastic nest with venting and a perch; easy to clean and designed for real birds (not photo ops). Approx. 26.5″ L × 15.9″ W × 19.8″ H; mounts on 16″-on-center studs via slide-type screw holes. AmazonPBS Animal HealthWilco Farm Stores
Custom Nesting Herb Blend — A light aromatic sprinkle for fresh nest vibes. (For scent & enrichment—not a parasite treatment.)
Happy Hen Nesting Pads — Excelsior pads cushion eggs, help keep boxes clean, and reduce breakage; sized to fit most nests. Happy Hen TreatsAmazonMary's Tack and Feed
Manna Pro Egg Cleanser (16 oz) — Enzyme-based wash for the eggs that truly need it. Mix 2 capfuls per 1 gal warm water, soak 10–15 min, gently wipe/brush, rinse & refrigerate washed eggs. (For hatching eggs: 3–5 min in warm solution, rinse, incubate.) Dispose of solution after use. MannaProGrange Co-op
Durvet Layer Boost w/ Omega-3 — Water-soluble supplement with vitamins, electrolytes, enzymes, omega-3s, marigold & Vitamin D3 to support lay and yolk quality. 1 scoop (4 g) per gallon of drinking water; refresh daily. (Provides D3 & nutrients—pair with free-choice oyster shell for calcium.) DurvetPBS Animal Health+1
Wire Egg Basket — Ventilated, durable, and deeply satisfying for daily collection (and zero more pocket-egg incidents).
1) Mount & bed the nest
Mount the Little Giant box securely on studs; place in a quiet, dim area and below your lowest roost to discourage sleeping in nests. Add Happy Hen pads and a light herb sprinkle for freshness. PBS Animal Health
2) Collect & clean smart
Collect 2–3× daily to reduce cracks/soilage.
Dry-clean first (flick/brush). If needed, mix Manna Pro Egg Cleanser per label, soak 10–15 min, wipe, rinse, and refrigerate washed eggs. For hatching eggs, limit soak to 3–5 min. Dispose solution after use. MannaProGrange Co-op
3) Support laying & yolks
Mix Durvet Layer Boost at 1 scoop (4 g) per gallon; refresh water daily. Use during stress, peak lay, or whenever birds need a nutritional nudge. Pair with free-choice oyster shell for calcium. DurvetChewy
4) Carry & cure the chaos
Gather with the wire basket so eggs can air-dry and you can actually see what you’ve got. Store or gift like the organized keeper you are.
The herb blend is aromatic only—keep boxes clean and dry for mite control.
Durvet Layer Boost supplies vitamins/D3 & more; it’s not a calcium source. Offer oyster shell free-choice. PBS Animal Health
Washed eggs lose the bloom; refrigerate them and eat first. MannaPro
Right-sized consumables, reusable gear. Printed inserts are made to order to reduce waste.
This CluckKit™ ships with farm supplies. If your cart includes print-on-demand apparel or mugs, those ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“Clean box. Clean eggs. Calm keeper. Five clucks.”