This is exactly what it looks like—and somehow, it’s even better in person.
Throw it on when you're feeling sassy. Wear it to the feed store just to test your reputation. Hand it to a stressed-out chicken parent and watch them cackle like a rooster on caffeine.
Made with a soft stretch band and disturbingly realistic chicken feet, this ridiculous crown of chaos is perfect for:
Gifting your chicken-obsessed friend
Making poultry chores fashion
Celebrating molting season in style
🪡 Heads up: Each headband is made to order by an actual human (not Clancy), so please allow extra time before shipping.
One size fits most heads. Not recommended for actual chickens. Clancy tried it once. It didn’t end well.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| M | 2 | 9 ½ |
| L | 2 ⅛ | 10 ¼ |