Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cute peeps, messy eaters. The Gemini Trough Chick Feeders keep crumble where it belongs—within beak range, not everywhere else. Durable, easy-clean plastic with a slide-off top so you can dump, rinse, and get back to your life.
Brooders full of fast-growing chicks, classroom hatches, and keepers who like simple gear that actually stays clean.
Less mess, more munching: Low-profile trough gives chicks easy access without excavating your feed budget.
Clean in seconds: Slide off the top, shake, rinse, done. No fussy hinges or mystery corners.
Built for brooder life: Tough, smooth plastic wipes down fast and won’t hold stink.
Right-size options: Pick the length—and capacity—that matches your flock.
11" feeder: holds ~0.5 lb of feed (perfect for small batches and tight brooders).
20" feeder: holds ~1 lb of feed (more mouths, fewer refills).
Place at chick chest height; raise as they grow to reduce billing-out.
Spread multiple feeders to cut crowding and pecking order drama.
Refill little-and-often—fresh beats stale every time.
Dump leftovers daily. Slide off the top, wash with mild detergent, rinse, and air-dry. If cracked or warped, replace—feeders aren’t heirlooms.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed the chicks, not the floor. Novel concept.”
