Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
A protein bar—for beaks. The Mealworm Pie Chicken Treat Square is a compressed block of pure dried mealworms held together with clean, flock-safe gelatin. No grains, no fillers, just straight-up protein your chickens will chase, peck, and fight over (in a mostly polite way). It’s enrichment made simple, sized for treat baskets or direct ground feeding.
Flock keepers who want high-protein treats that do more than look cute. Ideal for molting birds, post-lay recovery, or just keeping beaks focused on something other than each other.
Size: 4.75 oz compressed square
Ingredients: Dried mealworms, gelatin
Texture: Dense and peckable—lasts longer than loose treats
For: Adult chickens, ducks, and poultry with opinions
Treat holder compatible: Fits standard suet or treat baskets
Place in basket: Use with a treat holder or hang low for flock access
Or serve ground-level: Drop into a pan or on a clean surface
Serve after regular feed: Treats should be ≤10% of the daily diet
Clean up: Remove if excessively soiled or pecked to bits
Use during molt or high-output laying periods for added feather support. Pair with greens or forage blends for a balanced treat rotation. For peacekeeping, offer one per 4–6 birds if feeding on the ground.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It
“It’s like a protein bar for chickens, minus the gym selfies.”
Great product! Bought these for my blue birds and they love them. Great company to deal with, Thank you so much!!
