Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stop feeding the ground. This 26 lb DOUBLE-TUF® feeder lifts off the floor to keep feed clean, adds a feed saver ring to slash waste, and shrugs off coop life with impact-resistant plastic. Lid on, legs up, nonsense down.
High capacity: 26 lb hopper = fewer refills for bigger flocks.
Cleaner feed: Removable legs elevate the tray above bedding and grit.
Less waste: Built-in feed saver ring curbs billing and scatter.
Weather-ready: Snap-on lid helps keep rain and pests out.
Built tough: Impact-resistant plastic won’t rust or corrode.
Easy setup: Quick assembly, no tools.
Capacity: 26 lb feed
Material: Impact-resistant plastic
Design: Elevated base with removable legs; integrated feed saver ring; carry handle; snap-fit lid
Use: Coop or sheltered outdoor areas
Place on a level surface; pull bedding back to keep the trough clear.
Start low for younger birds; raise to back height to reduce tossing.
Keep the lid on; refill before empty to minimize peck-fight chaos.
Rinse often; scrub weekly with mild soap to prevent grime buildup.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed the flock, not the floor.”
