We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Sticker

Stick this where boundaries belong. The Don’t Talk to Me Until I Crow sticker is durable, high-opacity vinyl that lays down bubble-free and shrugs off coop life. Laptop, water bottle, coffee mug, coop gate—wherever someone needs a pre-coffee warning.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Barn-proof: Tough, weather-resistant vinyl.

  • Bubble-free: High-opacity film for smooth application.

  • Everywhere energy: Gear, gates, coolers—your call.

  • Perfect gift: For your most feral morning friend (possibly you).

Application Tip

Clean and dry the surface first; apply slowly from one edge and smooth out air as you go.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”