We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Don't Talk to Me Until I Crow Large Eco Tote

Need a bag that says “Yes, I’m awake… barely”? This is it. The Don’t Talk to Me Until I Crow oversized tote is durable organic cotton with long straps and a flat bottom—built to haul groceries, grit, egg cartons, and your pre-coffee patience. Up to 30 lb of chaos, handled.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 30 lb capacity: Market runs, coop hauls, one-trip wonders.

  • Organic cotton: Tough, reusable, comfy to carry.

  • Carry-easy: Long straps + flat bottom for boxes & cartons.

  • Blunt graphic: Sets expectations before the caffeine does.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”

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