Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Don't Talk To Me Before I Crow Garden Flag

Need to set the tone for the morning before you've even spoken? Let the flag do it.

Made from durable, weather-resistant polyester, this garden flag tells the truth: no one in this yard wants a conversation before caffeine—or crowing. Whether it’s flying outside your coop, porch, or coffee-fueled garden sanctuary, this flag keeps it simple: approach with caution. Pole not included.

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