$55.00 USD 
Before the rooster crows, before your coffee kicks in, before you even acknowledge that the world exists… just don’t talk to me.
This ultra-soft, classic-fit t-shirt is perfect for chicken keepers, farm managers, or anyone who’s ever felt personally victimized by an early riser. With a laid-back fit and bold print, it’ll have you looking stylish while keeping your peace—until you’re properly caffeinated and ready to take on the world (or at least the flock).
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
