$55.00 USD 
The coop is loud. The coffee’s not ready. This hoodie says it all.
Soft, warm, and full of caffeinated boundaries, this fleece-lined hoodie is your go-to for cold mornings, feed runs, and human interactions you'd rather not have. With a front pouch pocket, adjustable hood, and that blunt message across the front, it’s the perfect blend of cozy and confrontational.
Heads-up: This hoodie runs small. Size up if you prefer comfort over compression.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
