Don't Talk To Me Before I Crow Unisex Hoodie

The coop is loud. The coffee’s not ready. This hoodie says it all. The “Don’t Talk To Me Before I Crow” fleece-lined hoodie brings warm layers, a roomy pouch pocket, and an adjustable hood—so you can handle cold mornings and unwanted small talk at the same time.

Why You’ll Love It

• Warm as cluck: Soft fleece lining for dawn feed runs.

• Everyday build: Pouch pocket + adjustable hood = instant comfort.

• Blunt truth: Bold pre-coffee graphic that manages expectations.

Fit & Care

• Fit: Runs small—size up if you prefer comfort over compression.

• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“If you speak before coffee, you better cluck.”

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