Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The Discuss Chickens BACK PRINT Unisex T-Shirt is the ultimate casual tee for any chicken lover. It combines comfort with style, offering the perfect fit and softness you’ll love to wear every day.
Premium Quality: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt is soft and breathable. The fabric weight of 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) ensures that it’s lightweight, making it perfect for any season.
Pre-Shrunk Fabric: No need to worry about shrinkage—this t-shirt is pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, even after multiple washes.
Flattering Design: The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide a better fit, making it flattering for all body types.
Sustainability: Every Discuss Chickens BACK PRINT Unisex T-Shirt is made to order, which helps reduce overproduction and ensures a more sustainable approach to fashion.
Versatile & Comfortable: Whether you’re showing off your love for chickens, relaxing at home, or out with friends, this shirt is the perfect combination of laid-back style and comfort.
This t-shirt is made just for you as soon as you place your order, so while it takes a bit longer to deliver, it's definitely worth the wait.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |