We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Colorful Roosters Fanny Pack

Two free hands = fewer dropped egg cartons. The Colorful Roosters fanny pack is water-resistant, featherlight, and festival-to-feed-store ready—with an adjustable strap, silky lining, and a sneaky inner pocket for keys or chapstick.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hands-free hustle: Wear crossbody or at the waist for markets, travel, or chores.

  • Weather-savvy: Water-resistant polyester shrugs off drizzle and dust.

  • Smart storage: Top zip with dual sliders + inner pocket keeps small stuff corralled.

  • All-day fit: 1¼″ adjustable strap—dial in your comfort.

Specs & Care

  • Material: 100% polyester; water-resistant with silky lining

  • Size: 6.5″ H × 13″ W × 2.75″ D

  • Capacity: 0.37 gal—phone, wallet, snacks, sanity

  • Care: Spot clean; air dry. Don’t machine wash, bleach, or iron hardware/print.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Two hands free. Zero excuses.”

Size guide

  FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches)
S/M 27 ⅝-37 ¾
M/L 35 ⅜-52 ⅜