Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
from $10.00 USDYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Because your mouth runs on caffeine—and Clancy-level judgment.
The Cluck You Very Much Travel Mug is your daily dose of sarcasm and stainless steel. Built to keep your drink hot, your vibe cool, and your commute coop-drama-free, this durable mug features Clancy’s signature scowl and a spill-resistant lid. It fits most car cup holders, so you can sip sass while dodging potholes and poultry conspiracies.
Whether you're hauling feed, heading to work, or chasing rogue chicks around the yard—this mug’s got your back (and your brew).
Why It Rules:
Double-duty: Holds caffeine AND your don’t-mess-with-me energy
Spill-resistant press-in lid = less mess, more mood
Stainless steel = keeps drinks hot or cold longer than your patience for Facebook myths
Durable handle for chaotic mornings (or roosters that try to snatch your hand)
Specs:
25 oz capacity
Height: 7.9″ | Upper Diameter: 3.3″ | Base: 2.7″
Stainless steel body, plastic lid
Lead and BPA-free
Hand-wash only (because Clancy doesn’t believe in shortcuts)
Care Tip:
Pop the lid before pouring hot liquids to avoid steam pressure buildup. You don’t want to explain that to your insurance.
Note:
Made just for you = less waste, more intention. That’s how Cluck It All does it.
The cup is absolutely amazing! I'm a rebel and wash 99% of my tumblers in the dishwasher! *gasp* this cup has survived being washed multiple times a week in the dishwasher and Clancy and his cluck you very much are still good as new.
Perfect mug to take to work. Ideal for anything hot or cold. I even made sure it was leak proof for the purpose of mixing in drink mix with water. I can completely turn it upside down and NO LEAKS! I love it!
Clancy sure looks great on this stainless steel travel mug. Tough enough to take to the garden or barn and keep your drink cool. Nice seal on the lid so no spills and no bugs sneaking in for a dip. Love the large handle so I can easily slip my hand in to comfortably carry it, even with my work gloves on. The bold design is eye catching and Clancy’s sassy quote gives everyone a chuckle. It also fits securely in the cup holder in my truck. No rattling or tipping.
I absolutely love this mug! The design is hilarious and gets compliments everywhere I go. It’s sturdy, easy to hold with the handle, and keeps my coffee hot for hours. Perfect for farm chores or running errands. Great quality and totally worth it—Cluck It All nailed it with this one!
This mug woke me up—and not just because of the caffeine. The Cluck You Very Much Travel Mug is basically Clancy the Rooster in beverage-holding form: bold, unbothered, and ready to judge your life choices before sunrise.
It keeps my coffee hotter than Clancy’s side-eye when I forget his morning corn ration, and the spill-resistant lid? Let's just say it's survived several “Clancy ambushes” and one dramatic trip over a garden rake. Plus, the handle is sturdy enough to double as a chicken-deflecting device if necessary. Multi-tasking queen!
If you need a mug that can hold your sass, your sanity, and your morning brew—Clancy and I agree: this one’s worth a strut to the checkout.
Would absolutely buy again. Unless Clancy claims this one as his. Then I’m buying two.