We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Cluck You Very Much Sticker

Say less. The Cluck You Very Much sticker is durable, high-opacity vinyl with a bubble-free backing—perfect for laptops, bottles, feeder buckets, brooders, or that bumper that needs to speak fluent sarcasm.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Barn-proof: Tough, waterproof vinyl with glossy finish.

  • Covers mistakes: High-opacity film hides old stickers.

  • Clean apply: Bubble-free backing for a smooth slap-on.

Application tip: Clean and dry the surface; peel and smooth from one edge.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Add attitude. Reduce conversation.”